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Another Year Older My Thoughts Are With You Greeting Card
$4.99
Another Year Older Thoughts Are With You Card: Morbid Birthday Sympathy
Turning another year older isn’t an occasion for cheer—it’s a quiet tragedy that demands thoughts and prayers. The "Another Year Older... My Thoughts Are With You During This Difficult Time" Birthday Card skips the fake optimism of party horns and treats advancing age like a solemn bereavement. Framed by an ominous vigil of flickering birthday candles against a moody backdrop, this card delivers deadpan faux-condolences to long-time friends, existential coworkers, or aging siblings actively mourning their youth.
Printed on heavyweight luster cardstock, the exterior pairs crisp contrast with sharp, unbothered sarcasm. The interior is left entirely blank, giving you the floor to calculate how close they are to a midlife crisis, offer genuine words of pity, or remind them that their lower back will never be the same. Each card includes a matching white mailing envelope, ready to deliver comfort in their hour of biological decline.
Product Specifications:
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" (folded)
- Material: Heavyweight premium luster cardstock
- Interior: Blank
- Inclusions: Matching white mailing envelope
- Print: Full-color exterior