{"product_id":"dont-be-a-salty-bitch-enamel-pin-1","title":"Don't Be a Salty Bitch Enamel Pin","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #27923B;\"\u003eDon't Be a Salty B--ch Enamel Pin: Sarcastic Retro Parody Lapel Pin\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou don't need to be the Morton Salt girl to know when someone's acting a fool. Keep that sour attitude in check with the \u003cstrong\u003eDon't Be a Salty B--ch Enamel Pin\u003c\/strong\u003e. Parodying the iconic yellow-dressed umbrella mascot pouring salt in the rain, this cheeky accessory brings signature Garden State sarcasm and blunt reality checks to your everyday style. Whether you are battling bumper-to-bumper traffic on Route 37, dealing with irritating coworkers, or dodging unsolicited drama, this novelty lapel pin tells everyone to take a breath and dial back the bitterness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from durable cast metal with smooth enamel fill and clean linework, this sturdy pin is built for everyday wear. Measuring approximately \u003cstrong\u003e1.25\" across\u003c\/strong\u003e, it secures easily with a dependable \u003cstrong\u003estandard butterfly clasp backer\u003c\/strong\u003e that fastens firmly to denim jackets, backpack straps, beanie cuffs, tote bags, and lanyards without slipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for anyone who loves dark humor, retro pop art parodies, and keeping it real, this unapologetic pin makes the ultimate \u003cstrong\u003enovelty gift\u003c\/strong\u003e for friends and family whose sarcasm is always turned up to ten.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #27923B;\"\u003eSalty B--ch Enamel Pin Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approximately 1.25\" across\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Novelty metal enamel pin \/ lapel pin\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Durable cast metal with vibrant enamel fill\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClasp Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Standard butterfly clasp backer\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e Parody umbrella salt girl graphic with bold \"Don't Be a Salty B--ch\" lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePlacement:\u003c\/strong\u003e Denim jackets, vests, backpacks, beanies, caps, tote bags, collars, lapels\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Retro pop art parody \/ Garden State sarcasm \/ salty attitude \/ novelty enamel pin gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"True Jersey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67615069438319,"sku":"SALTYBITCHENAMEL061724","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/onlinestoresusa.com\/products\/dont-be-a-salty-bitch-enamel-pin-1","provider":"House Plant Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}