{"product_id":"even-baddies-get-saddies-patch","title":"Even Baddies Get Saddies Patch","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003eEven Baddies Get Saddies Patch: Emotional Support for Certified Menaces\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEven the baddest b---hes in the room run out of emotional battery. The Even Baddies Get Saddies Patch from The Original Underground is dedicated to every ruthless heartbreaker, feral trash queen, and unapologetic diva who occasionally needs to tap out and spiral in private. Featuring a wide-eyed, overwhelmed raccoon bundled tightly into a blanket burrito beneath arched banners declaring \"EVEN BADDIES GET SADDIES,\" this design proves that shedding a few tears doesn't cancel out your certified menace status.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrap yourself up, turn off your notifications, and mourn whatever absolute nonsense ruined your vibe today. Measuring approximately 3 by 3 inches, this patch features high-density embroidery and a reinforced merrowed border designed to survive any existential crisis. The heavy-duty heat-activated iron-on backing bonds effortlessly to oversized hoodies, denim jackets, tote bags, and battle vests. Rep your emotional range and let everyone know you are still lethal, even when you are rotting in bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003eEven Baddies Get Saddies Patch Specifications:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Embroidered novelty patch \/ bad b---h morale patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eArtwork Theme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Emotional raccoon wrapped in a blanket burrito framed by \"EVEN BADDIES GET SADDIES\" banners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approximately 3\" x 3\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAttachment Method:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavy-duty heat-activated iron-on backing (sewing recommended for permanent hold on denim or leather)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEdge Construction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Reinforced merrowed border to prevent fraying and unraveling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApplication:\u003c\/strong\u003e Perfect for oversized hoodies, denim jackets, battle vests, backpacks, and canvas totes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Shipped in protective packaging ready to apply\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53519856763247,"sku":"BADDIESGETSADDIESPATCH061725","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/4469\/1567\/files\/Even-Baddies-Get-Saddies_Patch_3x3_Photo.jpg?v=1790127681","url":"https:\/\/onlinestoresusa.com\/products\/even-baddies-get-saddies-patch","provider":"House Plant Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}