{"product_id":"greetings-from-f-k-yourself-can-cooler","title":"Greetings from \"F--k Yourself\" Can Cooler","description":"\u003ch2\u003eGreetings from F--k Yourself Can Cooler: Vintage NJ Postcard Drink Sleeve\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrack open a cold drink and serve up pure Garden State hospitality. The Greetings from F--k Yourself Can Cooler from True Jersey gives the iconic vintage large-letter travel postcard a brutally honest local twist. Featuring classic shoreline imagery and landmarks packed inside bold \"NEW JERSEY\" lettering—capped off with a cheeky cursive \"Go f--k yourself!\" sign-off printed vibrantly on both sides—this hilarious drink insulator is built for beach tailgates, backyard barbecues, and boat days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEngineered to keep your favorite beer, seltzer, or soda ice-cold under the blazing summer sun, this collapsible can koozie features an insulating synthetic neoprene rubber interior paired with a durable knit outer lining. The slim, flexible construction folds completely flat to slip into your pocket, beach tote, or glovebox when not in use, while preventing condensation on your hands. Slip it over any standard 12 oz can or bottle and rep unapologetic Jersey humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eGreetings from F--k Yourself Can Cooler Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct:\u003c\/strong\u003e Collapsible can cooler drink insulator\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCapacity:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fits standard 12 oz cans and bottles\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Insulating neoprene synthetic rubber interior with knit polyester outer lining\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-sided vintage \"Greetings from New Jersey \/ Go f--k yourself!\" postcard graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePortability:\u003c\/strong\u003e Collapsible fold-flat construction for easy pocket or bag storage\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFunction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Thermal drink insulation and condensation barrier\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"True Jersey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67615131074927,"sku":"GREETINGSGFYKOOZ022822","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/onlinestoresusa.com\/products\/greetings-from-f-k-yourself-can-cooler","provider":"House Plant Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}